erika is just a small tiny little girl that looks like a mouse and she likes to sleep and eat and cuddle with me. she takes care of her vagina. her dad makes us dinner all the time. she makes out with joe. king.

andy is just a small tiny little boy that looks like.... a cat? he likes to smoke cigarettes and eat spaghetti. he sits in erikas bed with us and watches movies and the lakers. he is always hungry. yesterday he had crazy farts.


john is funny. he yelled "FUCK" at erika today. so she finally took her car to car max.


i love you.