i am going to go try and trick someone into thinking i'm much cooler/more stylish than i actually am. and hopefully, i will get a job out of this.



at my current job, i asked the kids to pick a good scientist name out for me and we would vote on them later.
their suggestions were:
dr. dog
prof. ice cream
dr. i dont know

and

"what about dr poop?!"
"theres no way i'm going to be dr poop."
"hahahaha WHAT ABOUT DR DIGESTION?!"
"seriously?"
"HAHAHAHHA yes"
"you're weird. no"


so my name is dr i dont know. i really hoped that i would get dr dog. maybe next time.